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: : Slayer, : : PCHC is proud to have two of the most kick ass Kustoms Coaches around in our fold. : : Bret Barris' (of Barris Kustoms fame) radical Gargoyle hearse that was once in the failed t.v. show Gargoyles. : : It's been chopped by metal master Dick Dean and has a killer paint job. : : The real kicker if that this sideloader still has a functioning table! : : A casket would never exit out the side but it's cool to see. : : The other coach in the club is a killer '90 Eureka Chevrolet Caprice commercial glass endloader. : : Nosed, narrowed, tucked bumpers, lowered suspension, Dubs, an all leather interior with Lincoln Navigator seats front and back, and a sick paint job. : : This thing is detailed down to the last bolt. : : And if that's not enough, it's got killer pro sound system that's ready for competition. : : And to be honest, I dig Fat Rat's rat style '77 collins conversion coach with primered, sanded paint and his fave black metal band logo on the back window. This car is a true expression of it's owner and proof that you don't have to follow the pack. : : This brings me to Art Cars. These are coaches that have become a huge canvas for artists to create on. Remember the cathedral coach? : : Most of the hearses I've seen people try to pass off as customs are just a bunch of retarded skulls they bought from a catalog. : : i.e. skull air valve caps, lock buttons, license frame, and that finishing touch the skull on the hood!! YAWN. : : This is refered to as driving through Pep Boys with a magnet. : : Don't get me going about slapping stickers all over a coach. : : And how can we forget that coach with giant fins and a bat with open wings for a sunvisor. : : Some of these cars your just waiting for the clowns or shriners to jump out of. : : Spider webs, skulls and bats are cliche'. : : A cool paint job goes a long way. : : Rims make a statement as does a nice interior. : : For example, Otis Jackson's Mean Green. : : This is one of the most tasteful mild custom coaches out there and is one of my fave harses in the club. : : Giving a coach a tasteful change will last long after the slapped together cars are in the junk yard. : : I'm mostly a stock, original guy when it comes to coaches. : : I find that an old stock coach looks far more creepy in most people's eyes. : : Just drive a stock hearse through a mobile home park and see how your car can frighten all the old people. : : I parked my coach in front of my friends house last week and they were slammed with calls from concerned neighbors who thought something terrible had happened. : : Bottom line, : : It's your coach have fun with it, express yourself and screw what anyone thinks. : : To find pics of the coaches mentioned check out hearsedriver.com and phantom coaches' photo gallery's. : : C-Dub

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